Friday, March 6, 2015

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There's nothing more striking than well-defined muscle. The firm bulge of biceps, the ropey thickness of quads, the ravishing ripples of six-pack abs. Few things compare to the beauty of lean muscle. In fact, I’m willing to overlook certain character flaws (kleptomania, bizarre fetishes, or – god, forbid – an aversion to hockey) in exchange for a ripped physique.

Not only is muscle beautiful, it’s also delicious. You may not give it much thought, but each time you bite into a juicy burger, feast on a platter of wings, or tear into a pile of chops, you’re ingesting the muscle of some critter, be it beef, bird, or swine. Let’s face it, muscle rocks.
  
So to pay homage to the magnificence of muscle, let’s explore these wondrous tissues and the many roles they play in our bodies.

Were we to inventory the 600-plus muscles that make up the human body, it would take the better part of the day. That’s because muscles come in an array of forms and sport tongue-twisting names based on their characteristics. Some are named for their size, such as the largest in the body, the gluteus maximus, which you are probably sitting on. Some are named for their shape, like the deltoid, because of its triangular silhouette. And some derive their name from the direction in which they run, like the beautiful rectus abdominus that extends vertically along the belly, forming those lovely little cans within the six pack.

The body contains three different types of muscle. Skeletal muscle is what gives the body its beautiful design. These voluntary, striated muscles move our bodies by manipulating our skeletons. By pulling on bone, skeletal muscle enables us to walk, run, blink and smile, swivel our heads, rotate our arms, and contort our bodies in myriad ways. Every movement is made possible through the contraction of these amazing fibers. And the anchor points for many of these muscles sculpt our skeletons, for wherever you have muscle pulling on bone, you have a bony prominence on which the muscles gain purchase. The larger the muscle, the larger the attachment site. So as you work out, you’re not only building muscle, you’re building bone, as well.

Just as skeletal muscles move our skeletons, smooth muscle, otherwise known as visceral muscle, also plays a role in movement, but on a much finer scale. The blood coursing through our vessels, the food moving through our digestive tract, the air entering our lungs – each movement is dictated by our brain, coordinated through our nervous system, and carried out involuntarily via these rarely contemplated, seldom seen muscles. Smooth muscles lack striations and are relatively weak. But although skeletal muscles get all the attention, smooth muscles are the true “movers and shakers” of our body systems. They deserve a bit more respect.

The third type of muscle drives the core of our being: the heart. Cardiac muscle is a bit of a hybrid. It shares some similarities with skeletal muscle, some with smooth. It has striations (like skeletal muscle) and is controlled involuntarily (like smooth), but cardiac muscle can do something no other muscles in the body can do: generate a pulse. 

Specialized cells within the heart generate electricity, causing the cardiac muscle to contract. Cardiac muscle cells are arranged so that they overlap, forming a continuous web through which the electrochemical signals can pass. This causes the muscle to contract in a wave, drawing blood in, pushing blood out. And it’s this beautifully synchronous motion that produces the apex of all life sounds: the heartbeat. Your heart will beat on average one hundred thousand times per day, thirty-five million times per year, and more than two and a half billion times during your lifetime (depending on your longevity, of course). That’s a lot of pumping, which explains why a heart can wear out and why it’s so important to keep it healthy.


The muscles in your body make up about half your overall weight. And because they are denser than fat, a fit individual can outweigh his unfit counterpart (and look a whole lot better doing it). And for those of you who have recently fallen out of the habit of working out, take heart: it takes twice as long to lose muscle as it does to gain it, so get up and get lifting! Muscles are fast learners with great memories.

Although our skeletons form the scaffolding on which our body systems are built, it’s the muscles that bring our skeletons to life. Muscles move us, sustain us, and enable us to express ourselves in numerous ways, from simple gestures (a touch, a wink, a smile) to wondrous physical feats (walking, running, and lifting). So treat your muscles as you do your favorite pet: nurture them, nourish them, and give them plenty of exercise. They’ll repay you with a lifetime of unconditional love.


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