Back when I was a new paramedic, I worked at
a Level 1 trauma center. As an inexperienced medic, I was relegated to the most
menial of tasks: drawing blood, monitoring vital signs, and patrolling bodily
fluids. But my least favorite chore was catheterizing patients.
After a few trial runs, however, I became quite proficient.
I could cath a patient in the blink of an eye. One evening, a frail, elderly
man wandered into our ER, complaining of urinary discomfort. As the catheter
specialist, I was summoned. I prepped my equipment, explained the procedure,
and then discreetly exposed his genitalia. And as I took hold of his member, I
paused for a moment of awe. For the first time, I found myself face to face
with an uncircumcised penis.
I steadied my poker face as I recalculated my
strategy. There was a lot more skin than I was used to, and it took me a few
seconds of floundering before my cath found its mark. As I advanced the tubing (imagine stuffing a straw through a sausage), I found myself
mesmerized by his unusual appendage.
Little did I know, the uncircumcised are hardly
unique. Like most things, it all comes down to culture.

The most ancient examples come from Egypt, where
historical accounts dating to over five thousand years ago describe the ritual. The procedure
is also recorded in bas relief and found in evidence on mummified remains.

In many cultures, there is great ceremony surrounding circumcision. The Jewish Bris (technically called a “Bris Mila,”
meaning “covenant of circumcision”) is symbolic of God’s promise that the
Jewish people will live on; thus its focus on that imperative male organ. It is
traditionally performed by a mohel, someone
specially trained in wielding a knife. Once the baby has been snipped, the
guests are free to gorge themselves on the Seudat Mitzvah (aka, religious
feast).
But circumcision is hardly restricted to the Jews.
It is found all over the globe in varying frequencies; about one-third of all
males worldwide. In the US, circumcision first became a medicalized practice
around 1870 and, as hospital births became the norm, it became part and parcel
to the medicalization of birthing, as well as a symbol of status.
In America, the rate stands around sixty percent, with
slight variations based on race and ethnicity. In the UK, about half of all male
Londoners are circumcised, and the same holds true for Canada. In the Land Down
Under, sixty-nine percent of Aussie-born males are circumcised, yet in nearby New Zealand,
it’s only around forty percent. In Sub-Saharan Africa, the overall rate is around sixty-two percent, and
many circumcisions are performed later in life. The same goes for the
Philippines, where over half of those circumcised are put under the knife in
their teens.

As for which is more attractive, it really comes
down to personal preference. And just as we discussed in last week’s post, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.